Breadcrumb #520
SARAH BRIDGINS
I can deal with growing older
as long as I also grow
more glamorous.
I want to have
fake nails, fake boobs
and real furs.
There's nothing more glamorous than
smoking for your entire life and
never getting cancer.
As a child, I thought
my mother was glamorous.
She only wore silver because she
said gold looked cheap, smoked
unfiltered cigarettes ringed with
red lipstick.
The last time I saw my mother was
two years before she died.
She was haggard,
poor thin, not rich thin,
clutching a pillow to hide
a non-existent paunch.
It was like she had molted
with age, shedding
her silk nightgowns, heavy perfume
and emerging a pale callow.
Now my role models are: Dolly
Parton
Ru Paul
The beautiful murderesses on Columbo in
that order.
At a cabaret show,
I heard Justin Bond say
"It takes guts to be glamorous,"
before recounting a story about a woman who
cut her finger at a party
then bit off the dangling tip
and spit it in the toilet.