Breadcrumb #676

SAHIB CHANDNANI

I am a protractor
Bending backwards 
How ever many degrees
It takes to squeeze every
Lecture for what I paid for it.

Problem #1:
Calculate the volume of this rectangular prism.
I worry so much about how much to put in 
I forget how to think outside of it.

I study angles and
I’m shaping up to be quite the actor.
There are no lights nor cameras but 
these people record every word and
I know which ones they’re looking for.

Problem #2:
Find the perimeter of this square.
I plot grids, crop yards, square feet,
Calculate to a tee how much fence
It takes to keep in profits, but
Can’t force a flower out of the garden.

I speak diamonds.
I pressure cook gems, these words are VVS, 
I develop an acute sense for the right angles.
See, I studied circles around subjects 
Just to fill circles with lead and never once 
Figured out how to do anything in 3-dimensions.

Problem #3:
Find the slope of this curve.
I make points by drawing graphs;
I become a Texas Instrument
To coordinate planes.'

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